Our Family
According to My Bernese
If you drop it, the ‘3 second rule’ applies.
If I can reach it, then it was meant for me.
If it’s edible, I’m pretty sure I will like it.
If it’s Cheddar Cheese, I know I’ll like it.
If I’ve never had it before, I’d like to try it.
If you don’t want it, seems silly to waste it.
If it’s out of date, that adds to the flavour.
If it’s still wrapped, that’s extra roughage.
If I look lovingly at you, I deserve a treat.
If you have Pork Sausages, I can do tricks.
If I can open the fridge door, I’m clever.
If you leave the fridge door open,
Thanks.”